Tuesday, May 30, 2006
So, I've got this idea for a porno film:

Crystal Ballers
It's about a group of psychics that can tell the future by having sex with someone...
"They can see you cumming before your you've even arrived."
... Wow, I think that officially proves I've run out of good ideas... Completely dry... How about these though?:
"Have your fortune tailed by a professional." ?
"Tarrot cards are for pussies." ?
"What does your love line look like?" ?